Flat like a cardboard.

I went to the cinema with my 16 year old niece and 15 year old nephew yesterday to go see the Green Hornet (which I'm rating a 6.5 out of 10) 


On our way out of the cinema we pass a pop-out poster for The Adjustment Bureau with Emily Blunt and Matt Damon. My nephew Sam saw the opportunity for a comedy pose with Ms. Blunt and goes over to hold her hand. 


The 15 year old in me piped up, "OooOOHHHhhh, you like her? Is she pretty enough to be your girlfriend?"


To which Sam responds, "No way! She's so flat!"


Er, somehow I was not expecting this admission to what kind of boobies he likes. And so my reply was, "Oh? You like girls with big boobs?"


To which there was no response except a red face. My niece let out a short burst of laughter. Had she been drinking her coke, it would have come out of her nose. 


"NOOO!!!" He says, obviously embarrassed. "I mean she's a flat piece of CARDBOARDDD POSTER!!!"


Oh. Heh. I knew he was being a bit too casual about it when he said she was flat.